Wife's Game of Teasing a Stranger with Hubby

Me - Idhu enadi pudhu palakam? Ipolam rombha cleavage therira mari saree katura? Seri yedho modern ah iruka nu pathaa, ipdi thalli ya vera veliya edutu vitu iruka..?

My newly married wife - Suma thanga oru fun ku.. Expose pani mathavangala suma tease panni timepass panlam nu..

Me - Teasing ah.. adhu seri di, ivlo neram ana normal thana vandha? ippo enna sudden ah veliya edutu vidra? Anga than yedho idikudhu..

Wife - (Yelathaiyum corect ah note panraaney..) hmm ipo naama cross panumpodhu oru college group pasanga ponaangala,, atan Suma tease panalam nu..

Me - idha patha tease panra mari therla di.. kootitu pongadaa nu koopudraa maari iruku..

Wife - Haha.. idho varan parunga.. Ivan 10 round mela nammalaiye suthi suthi vandhurupaan... Paavam...

Me - Paavama.. adhuku madam enna pana poringa ? Avan feel panuvan nu neenga rombha feel panra mari theryudhey.. Haan?

Wife - Feeling lam illa, light ah feeling thaann... haha.. seri oru game play panuvoma? Neenga enaku call panitu connect liye irunga.. andha kadai ulla poi irunga.. naan ingaye thaniya iruken.. Avan chance eh use panranaa, ila apdiye Suma pakurana nu papom...

Me - Purushana vechiye ipdi oru game.. hmm.. Nalla than iruku, but avanga 4 peru irukanga.. Paathu...

Wife - adhalam naan pathukuren neenga ponga..

(That stranger teen is nearing my wife..)

Stranger teen - (epdi arambikuradhu.. seri Suma oru hi soli papom..) Hi gorgeous..

Wife - Ennadhu gorgeous ah ? Na enna avlo azhagava iruken ?

Stranger teen - unmaiya solanumna naan apdi soli iruka kudadhu.. hi sexy nu tan soli irukanum.. bt stranger kita epdi.. athan..

Wife - athan ipo solitiye gap la...

Stranger teen -  but adhuku unga response yethum varaliye..?

Wife - ne sona thanapaa theriyum.. police kita solradha ila, en purushan kita solradhanu..

Stranger teen - ayyo aala vidunga sister na kelamburan sorry for what I said...

Wife - haha andha bayam irukatum.. Just kidding da.. anyway TQ for ur compliment.. I am SangaMithra.. Mithra nu koopudlaam.. And you?

Stranger teen - I am Karthick.. hey andha shop la irukardhu unga husband thana?

Wife - Yen? pathaa vera epdi theriyudhu..?

Stranger teen - Mmmm.. ungala suthi suthi vandhu pathadhula yelaame nalla theriyudhu.. but unga hubby ya pathaa dhan konjam bekku mari theriyudhu..

Me: (Adapaavi...)

Wife - Oii.. kondruvan.. adhu en purushan.. avara pathi adachum pesuna avlo than..

Stranger teen - okok chill mithra.. seri unga husband vandura poraru.. unga number kudunga namma apurma pesalam...

Wife - Paaruda.. aduthavan wife nu therinjum number kekura... seri seri note paniko 86*******.

Stranger teen - Enna anu 9 num than iruku ?

Wife - mudinja kandupudchi pesu.. Ilana vitru... seri seri en husband vandruvanga ne kelambu.. Bye

Stranger teen - Interesting... Yeah Bye Mithra..!

(I am coming back to her once he leaves)

Me - Yedhuku di number lam thara? Suma game nu thana sonna..?

Wife - Aiyo sorry nga.. Avana kitta paathadhula one min ennaye maranduten.. vidunga.. Avan kandupudchi ela pesa mataan.. (within a min she got call from private num..)

Stranger teen - hello sexy..!!

Wife - Dai neeya ? Adukula epdi da kandu pudicha ? Ama enna un num Truecaller la MP nu varudhu?

Stranger teen - aama idhu periya vela paru.. Orey oru num thana di missing.. MP ah? Ithu en dad'oda palaya number.. konja naal indha num use panitu irundharu athan...

Wife - Kedii.. Side gap la "di" podriya fraudu.. Hey apo un dad MP ah?

Stranger teen - Yen? therinji irundha enaku badhilaa avara ushar pani irupiyaa..? haha..

Wife - hey chi.. Loosu..  Enaku marriage agiye one week than agudhu.. adhukulla ipdi laam solra...

Stranger teen - ohh.. athan avlo gumunu irundhiya.. Seri seri, ne veetuku poitu free aiyutu pesu.. Bye...

Wife - Okok.. naana call Panama neeya panadha... Bye

Me - Ennadi ithulaaammmm....!!!

Wife - ada freeya vidunga, indha num inimel use pana poradhu ila.. Recharge um mudiyudhu.. so incoming irukura varaikum avan kuda mokka poduran.. apuram kalati vitruvan avlo than..

Me - Paathudi.. Nee mokka podra nu solli, Avan unna potra poran...

Wife - Ennanga ipdilam pesurenga..  ippovey indha sim ha thooki poduren podhumaa.. (nu sim eh eduka poraa)

Me - Summa sonendi.. unna pathi enaku theriyaadhaa.. strangers eh tease panuva seduce panuva flirt panuva.. aana aduku Mela poga maata nu theriyumdii..

Wife - Hmmkkmm... Therinjaa seri...

Me - aamaa, appovey kekanum nu nenachan.. adhu yen avan kelambumpodhu avana poriki nu sonna..?

Wife - Adhuvaaa.... summadhann..

Me - Solludii..

Wife - Hmmm.. Bye nu solitu en iduppa thadavi killitu, pinaadi thattitu ponaan.. adhaann.. Porikki paiyan...